Thought I Couldn't Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!)
Time and date right now:: 9:46 8-19-20
When do you think you'll finish this?: not sure
How far do you think you'll get?: all the way
How far do you want to get?: all the way
By the way, someone plagiarized my previous surveys.
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?: pie
Chocolate or vanilla?: choc
Black or white?: black
Ceiling or floor?: floor
Couch or bed?: bed
Cough or sneeze?: sneeze
On or off?: on
Closed or open?: open
Brush or comb?: comb
Long or short?: long
Big or small?: big
Wet or dry?: wet
Under or over?: over
Top or bottom?: top
Fly or fall?: fly
Smile or frown?: smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?: joy
Hot or cold?: cold
Warm or cool?: cool
Rough or smooth?: smooth
Cat or dog?: dog
Snake or bird?: bird
Shark or T-Rex?: shark
Past or present?: present
Science fiction or fantasy?: fantasy
Dull or sharp?: dull
Live forever or die young?: live forever
Books or television?: tv
Jump or skip?: jump
Fast or slow?: slow
Run or walk?: walk
Guy or girl?: girl
Disney or Warner Brothers?: disney
Belle or Jasmine?: jasmine
Gaston or Cruella Deville?: gaston
Food or friends?: friends
Colors or black and white?: colors
Cute or pretty?: cute
Good or evil?: evil
Fruits or vegetables?: fruits
Milk or juice?: juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale?: hot choc
Beer or wine?: wine
Movies or cartoons?: cartoon
Pillow or blanket?: blanket
Moon or stars?: stars
Sky or sea?: sea
Explode or implode?: explode
Tree or flower? (HA. HOW DO YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM NOW? *cough* *ahem* Yeah.): tree
Coke or pepsi? (Aren't you glad I actually type well? :]): coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: BK
Mountain Dew or Sprite?: mt dew
Ketchup or mustard?: ketchup
Meats or veggies?: meats
Straps or strapless?: strapless
Water or Gatorade?: water
PS2 or Xbox 360?: ps2
History or geography?: history
English or literature? (Yes, there's a difference.): english
Geometry or algebra?: algebra
Basketball or volleyball?: volleyball
Basketball or soccer?: soccer
Basketball or tennis?: tennis
Basketball or baseball?: basketball
Basketball or football?: football
Basketball or swimming?: swimming!
Volleyball or soccer?: volleyball
Volleyball or tennis?: volleyball
Volleyball or baseball?: volleyball
Volleyball or football?: football
Volleyball or swimming?: swimming
Soccer or tennis?: tennis
Soccer or baseball?: soccer
Soccer or football?: football
Soccer or swimming?: swimming
Tennis or baseball?: tennis
Tennis or football?: football
Tennis or swimming?: swimming
Baseball or football?: football
Baseball or swimming?: swimming
Football or swimming?: swimming
Chinese or Mexican food?: chinese
Red or orange?: red
Red or yellow?: red
Red or green?: green
Red or blue?: blue
Red or indigo?: red
Red or violet?: violet
Orange or yellow?: orange
Orange or green?: green
Orange or blue?: blue
Orange or indigo?: indigo
Orange or violet?: violet
Yellow or green?: green
Yellow or blue?: blue
Yellow or indigo?: indigo
Yellow or violet?: violet
Green or blue?: green
Green or indigo?: green
Green or violet?: green
Indigo or violet?: indigo
Fall or summer?: fall
Winter or spring?: winter
Rain or snow?: snow
Mud or dirt?: mud
Snakes or spiders?: -runs away crying-
Fido or Fluffy?: fido
Rainbows or stars?: stars
Blue or gray sky?: blue
Prairies or forests?: forests
Lakes or streams?: lake
Fish or caimans?: fish
Roses or daffodils?: roses
Bauhaus or Rosetta Stone?: rosetta stone
Sisters of Mercy or Skinny Puppy?: sisters of mercy
Green Day or Fall Out Boy?: EW FUCK THEM ALL
From First to Last or My Chemical Romance?: as stated above
The Monkees or The Beatles?: monkees
David Bowie or Billy Idol?: idol
Helloween or Skid Row?: helloween
Britney Spears or Vanessa Carlton?: carlton?
The Goo Goo Dolls or 3 Doors Down?: 3 doors down
Duran Duran or Madonna?: duran duran
John Williams or Danny Elfman?: elfman
Mozart or Beethoven?: mozart
Men at Work or Men Without Hats?: men at work?
The Arrogant Worms or Voltaire?: voltaire
Dark Muse or Inkubus Sukkubus?: inkubus sukkubus
Queen or Black Sabbath?: queen
Rush or Pet Shop Boys?: rush
Johnny Hates Jazz or Deep Blue Something?: deep blue
Supertramp or Steppenwolf?: steppenwolf
Enormous mansion or humble abode?: humble abode
Teaspoon or tablespoon?: teaspoon
China plates or crystal figurines?: china plaet
Knife or spork?: SPORK!
Bedroom or basement?: basement
Antiques or chrome?: antiques
Wide screen televisions or ornately-designed windows?: wide screen
Carpet or wood?: carpet
Blenders or washing machines?: washing machine
Pen or pencil?: pen
Couch or bed?: bed
Kitchen sink or bathroom sink?: kitchen
Diskette or CD Rom?: cd rom
Sitting on the roof with a friend or swimming in your backyard with them?: swimming
Phones or AIM?: phone with tessa, aim with everyone else
Pillow or footrest?: pillow
Sharpies or ducks?: sharpies
Personality quizzes or story quizzes?: personality
Gaia or Neopets?: gaia
Attempting to use proper grammar or purposely butchering language?: i try to use it right, but fail
Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?: neither
Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?: both
Spending 98019820398123 hours on the 'Net or having a life?: both xD
Falling in love on the 'Net or revealing a deep, dark secret on the Web?: falling in love with tessa
Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?: flaming people
Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?: doing something
Gold or silver?: silver
Lipstick or lip gloss?: lip gloss?
Sunny or rainy?: rainy
Edgar Allan Poe or Oscar Wilde?: poe
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: depp
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: neither?
Pringles or Doritos?: pringles
MTV or VHI?: vh1
Simple Plan or Good Charlotte? (I'd deny liking either if I were you.): neither
Vampire or mermaid?: vamp
The Internet or television?: internet
Romantic comedy or romance tragedy?: comedy
Comedy or drama?: comedy
Comedy or horror?: both
Comedy or fantasy?: both
Law and Order: Criminal Intent or Law and Order: SVU?: SVU
The OC or Laguna Beach? (Why have I succumbed to asking this question?): neither?
Blind or deaf?: blind
Blind or mute?: blind
Mute or deaf?: mute
Shrimp or crab?: shrimp
Crab or lobster?: lobster
Stickers or stamps?: stickers
VHS or DVD?: dvd
VHS or CD?: cd
CD or DVD?: cd
Paris or New York City?: paris
Philadelphia or Chicago?: philadelphia xD
MySpace or TagWorld?: myspace
MySpace or Facebook?: mysapce
Mall goth or TRUE goth?: true
Emo or punk?: punk
Emo or prep?: prep
Punk or prep?: punk
Punk or goth?: punk
Goth or prep?: goth
Survey or personality quiz? (Woo! We're past the 200 mark. ): w00t!
x Your Dreams, Wishes, and Hopes x
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all...: tessa
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world...: tessa
If you could visit anyone or anything...: tessa
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away?: to tessa's house
If you met the person you knew you were destined to be with...: already have
If you could be anything in the world...: i'd be with tessa as myself
If you could, what color would you paint the sky?: red
If you were to make someone's life better, whom would you help?: tessa
How would you help them?: being with her as much as i can
If you could write a literary masterpiece...: be about fantasy somewhow
If you could cure any disease, what would you cure?: cancer, because of michael's mom
If you could cure any mental illness, what would you cure?: stupidity xD
If you were to leave on a journey, whom would you take for company?: tessa
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose?: shapeshifting
If you could go back in time, what age would you like to go back to?: probably back to 8th grade so i could meet tessa back then
If you could change anything about your past, what would it be?: not being shy around tessa at first
Are there any memories you wish you didn't have?: many
If so, what are they?: don't want to talk about them
Did you ever want to be some type of heroic figure?: for my children when i have them
Who was your idol when you turned ten?: power rangers
Why?: they were cool
What do you want to be when you get older?: chiropractor
What do you want your house to look like?: anything
What kind of pets do you wish to have?: dogs
Where would be the ideal place to live?: anywhere with tessa
What do you want to accomplish before you die?: marry tessa, have 4 kids, luna, veta, vincent, constant
Do you wish to contribute anything to the world?: yeah
What would that be?: helping people
Who do you want to be beside right now?: tessa
What do wish you could be doing currently?: being with tessa
What do you want to accomplish to-day?: this thing, it's nearly tomorrow
What news do you want to hear right now?: tessa and i are going to be getting married now
What else do you want to hear to-day?: same thing only slightly different
Who do you want to talk to currently?: tessa
Who's your current idol?: not sure
Who do you want to kiss right now?: tessa
Who do you want to hug right now?: tessa
One thing you'd like to tell the world is...: i love tessa
If you could tell the world just one thing about yourself...: i love tessa
If you could tell the world just one thing about your friends...: they are great
If you could apologize to everyone, what would you say sorry for?: anything bad i've done
If you were to give all your thanks to just one person, who would it be?: tessa
Why would you thank them? (244...): being with me
What do you look Like?
Height:: 6 2
Weight:: 250
Natural hair color:: blonde
Hairstyle:: short and curly
Hair length:: short
Is it dyed now?: no
What color?: its not
Skin color:: tanish
Any freckles?: nope
Birthmarks?: don't think so
Scars?: several
What's the story to the answer above?: working mostly
Do you have oily, dry, or perfect skin?: dry i think
Eye color:: blue
How long are your eyelashes?: i dunno?
Eyebrow length:: unibrow!
Eyebrow thickness:: unibrow!
Eyebrow color:: dark
Do wear glasses?: nope
What color are the frames?: don't
The brand:: i dont!
The brand of the lenses:: i don't!!!!
Where did you get them at?: NO!
Do you wear contacts?: no
What color do they make your eyes?: i dont!
What brand are they?: no!
Where did you get them?: NO WHERE!
How long is your nose?: not sure?
Width:: not sure?
What kind is it?: what the hell?
Shape of lips:: lip shaped?
Full or thin?: not sure
Smile lines?: i think so
Frown lines?: maybe
What kind of chin do you have?: the chiny type
Length of arms:: i dunno
Width of wrists:: wideish?
Length of fingers:: longish
Width of fingers:: widish
Do you have big hands?: yeah
Length of nails:: short
Flat stomach?: no, hehehe gut
Length of legs:: short compared to my height
Cup/condom size? Or is that too personal? (289...I have a long way to go.): i have no clue
Defining your Personality...
I'm adamant about...: not sure
I'm beautiful in the sense that...: i am caring
I cherish...: tessa
I'm determined to...: marry her
I enjoy...: being with her
I'll fight for...: her to be happy
I'd give my life...: for her
My heart is...: with her
I'm intelligent in the area of...: lots of different things, i just need to apply myself
One thing I try not to joke about is...: death
I'd kill for...: some chinese right now xD
I believe love...: is when you can cry in front of someone and not be too shy to admit it
I can be mean when I...: am hungry
I can be nice when I...: am with tessa
I'll be okay as long as...: i'm not mad
Sometimes I pretend to be...: scary
I'm quizzical about...: life
I revere...: no one nothign
I seek...: love
I try to be...: funny
I understand that...: there are things not to do
I vie for...: a great future
I wish...: to be with tessa forever
My Xanadu looks...: ?
If all the world could hear me, I'd yell...: i love tessa nadine loete
Religious zeal is...: christianity
How attractive do you think you are? (Scale: 1-5): 2 maybe
Intelligent?: can be 5
Empathetic?: 4
Polite?: 4 to adults i don't know
Respectful?: 4
Comical?: 5
Mature?: 2
Unique?: 5
Talkative?: 3
Depressed?: 1
Friendly?: 5
Outgoing?: 5
Selfish?: 2
Arrogant?: 2
Prudent?: 1
Self-conscious?: 2
How attractive are you thought to be by others?: 2
Intelligent?: 2
Empathetic?: 5
Polite?: 1
Respectful?: 1
Comical?: 5
Mature?: 1
Unique?: 4
Talkative?: 2
Depressed?: 3
Friendly?: 5
Outgoing?: 5
Selfish?: 4
Arrogant?: 4
Prudent?: 1
Self-conscious?: 4
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?: only tessa
How about your reputation?: only tessa
Do you care if they think of you as something you're not?: depends on what it is
Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?: at times
Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?: nope
What does hatred mean to you?: wishing someone was dead and acting upon that wish yourself
Do you respect yourself?: yep
Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?: depends
Physically?: depends
Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?: yes
Intentionally and emotionally?: both
Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?: no
Do the means ever justify the ends? (361!): at times
.Favorites.
Color:: green
Number:: 13
Store:: jewel? i'm there most
Book:: and then there were none
Story:: the bet
Magazine:: BME
Television program?:: fairly oddparents
Movie:: day after tomorrow
Series:: apprentice
Poem:: not sure atm
Onomatopoeia:: no clue
Verb:: wish
Paradox:: time travel
Idiom:: no clue
Noun:: jokes
Adjective:: funny
Adverb:: jokingly
Work of fantasy:: Xanth
Classic work:: no clue
Contemporary work:: not sure
Writer:: R A Salvatore
Children's book:: cat in the hat
Fairy tale:: not sure
Children's story:: not sure
Dictionary brand:: no clue
Summer scene:: ?
Winter scene:: in the snow
Spring scene:: ?
Fall scene:: ?
Season:: winter
Planet:: earth
Space feature:: stars
Thing about summer:: swimming
Thing about winter:: snow
Thing about spring:: flowers
Thing about fall:: leaves
Mammal:: dog
Insect:: butterfly
Arachnid:: none!
Fish:: trout
Reptile:: not sure
Amphibian:: frogger!
Science:: biology
Thing to do during summer:: swim
Type of weather:: rain or snow
Bird:: hawk
Thing to do during winter:: make snowmen
Thing to do during spring:: swim
Thing to do during fall:: play in leaves
Nature sound:: birds in the morning
Country:: usa
Real location:: tessa's house
City:: east mo
Culture:: american
State:: illinois
Province:: ontario
Island:: hawaii
Unreal (unreal in society's eyes) location:: shows
Landscape:: mountains
Place to go in your neighborhood:: no where my neighborhood is gay
Italian food:: spagghetti by tessa's mom
Mexican:: tacos
Indian:: not sure
Chinese:: sweet and sour chicken
American:: brat
French:: pizza
Snack:: chips
Pasta:: spaghetti by tessa's mom
Desert:: german choc cake
Ice cream flavor:: choc
Soup:: tomato
Salad:: regular?
Pancake:: with blueberries
Restaurant:: any
Fruit:: cantalope
Vegetable:: carrot
Dinner:: lasagna
Lunch:: not sure
Breakfast:: waffles and tessa's eggs
Cereal:: lucky charms
Pop tart:: smores
Candy:: swedish fish
Artificial flavor:: cherry
Cookie:: choc chip
Yogurt:: any?
Clothing store:: wallmart
Outfit:: anything that is comfortable
Shoe:: my gay shoes xD
Shirt design:: my star wars tshirt
Brand name:: uh does wallmart have a brand?
Top:: star wars
Pants:: blue shorts
Skirt:: that really cute white one that goes to my mid thigh
Pair of socks:: hmm, can't choose they all look the same
Color [of clothing]:: green
Subject in school:: math
Boy's name:: vincent
Girl's name:: tessa
Unisex name:: jordan xD
Music:: metal and punk
Tree:: xmas
Flower:: any
Pet's name:: ruby
Quote:: "Life's abitch, then you die"
Scent:: tessa
Adage:: i don't even fucking know what Adage is
Television channel:: nickolodeon
Day of the week:: saturday
Perfume:: i dunno
Radio station:: buzzsaw?
Cologne:: axe
Sound:: music
Feeling:: tessa's touch
Emotion:: happiness
Emotion [to feel]:: happiness
Song:: Sonata Arctica - Stronger than all
Music artist:: Sonata Artica
Month:: december
Religious holiday:: xmas
Fun holiday:: halloween
Obscure holiday:: yo momma
Videogame:: animal xing
Computer game:: hero online
Sport:: hacky sack
Athlete:: josh
Instrument:: clarinet
Composer:: umm, no, no, lemme think, uh, stop it, i dunno, John Williams
Singer:: tessa
CD:: Sonata Arctica - For Sake of Revenge
Website:: any
Word:: damn
Famous quote:: not sure
Famous adage:: i dunno
Slogan:: you're a big kid now!
Commercial:: wheel of adjectives
Shampoo:: any?
Conditioner:: any?
Body wash:: any?
Soap:: any?
(25.1% done.) Lotion:: any?
x__Odd Questions__x
What color is the bottom of your tongue?: whitish pinkish red
Your foot?: peach
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?: yes
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?: dying, yes
Do you chew on your homework?: not recently
Pencils?: sometimes
Do you read the dictionary?: not really
Encyclopedia?: nope
Atlas?: nope
Road map?: nope
Do you memorize random facts?: yes
Do you stalk anyone?: tessa
Does anyone stalk you?: tessa
Do you collect dust?: nope
Lint?: no
Baby teeth?: no
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?: well, tessa was going to pimp me out xD
Do you wish prostitution was legal?: nope
Do you use lotion on your feet?: no
Do you have problems with Canadians?: yes!
Mexicans?: no
Americans?: no
The French?: no
The English?: no
Have you ever played a kazoo?: no
Have you ever shot someone?: no
Something?: yes
How many pairs of underwear do you own?: 5
Jeans?: 6
What ring size are you?: not sure
Belt size?: big
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?: nope
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?: no
Do you eat a lot?: kinda
Do you get excited over cameras?: not really
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?: no
Poison?: no
Knives?: no
Cheese?: no
Penguins?: no
Bald people?: no
Scrawny African children?: no
Midgets?: . . . clowns
Pirates?: kinda
Corny jokes?: yes
Are you a virgin?: no
Are you a hermaphrodite?: no
Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it?: nope
Do you bite yourself?: when i get upset
Cut yourself?: no
Do you get cold sores often?: no
Do you have a cold right now?: no
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?: if i don't have caffeine
Do you like to touch sharp objects?: sometimes
Do you have a twitching problem?: when i go to sleep
Are you homicidal?: nope
What do you do on the computer?: talk to people
Anything your parents should know about?: no, they fucking suck
Are you happy with your life?: yes
Is everybody else happy with your life?: i think
Do you like 100% white grape juice?: i guess
How big is the universe?: pretty big
What's the logic behind your answer?: none
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?: 6-9
What do you dream about?: anything
Anything your parents should know about?: no, they suck
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?: sometimes
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?: never have
Do you have AIM?: yes
MSN?: yes
YIM?: yes
A Neopets account?: no
A Vampirefreaks account?: yes
A Quizilla account?: no
A Bzoink account?: no
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?: no
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?: no
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?: no
Are you scared of everything that breathes?: no
Doesn't breathe?: no
Are you scared of anything at all?: yes
What?: snakes, spiders
Which cardinal direction do you like best?: five
Do you have a life?: a bit
Then why are you taking this?: bored
Do you have a microphone on your computer?: yes
A webcam?: no
A scanner?: no
A printer?: yes
A cordless mouse?: no
Does your mouse light up?: yes
What kind of computer do you have?: intel
Were you ever physically abused?: no
Verbally?: yes
Sexually?: no
Do you wish you were a fish?: no
A cat?: no
A dog?: at times
Do you have a cell phone?: no
What kind is it?: no
Do you weasel out of things?: at times
Do your teachers like you?: some
Do your parents like you?: no
Do your siblings like you?: at tiems
Does karma, if it exists, love you?: maybe not sure
Did you have a tail when you were born?: no
Do you enjoy school?: yes
Are you a packrat?: no
Do you know HTML or CSS?: html
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: not recently
Do you shy away from social situations?: ont really
Are you obsessed with shiny things?: yes
Are you at least attracted to them?: yes
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?: no
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?: no, the only instrument i've seen recently is tessa's clarinet. . . and i like living
Do you label other people?: yes
Are you proud of doing so? (Question #620.): yes
So. How bad can I make you look?: i don't now
Do you wash your hands frequently?: at work
Do you wet the bed?: no
What age did you stop?: like 7
Do you lie a lot?: to strangers
Have you lied at all in this survey?: no
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: sometimes
Do you brush your hair?: no
Do you use antismelly?: i odn't know
Do you masturbate?: yes
How frequently?: 4 today
Are you an alcoholic?: no
A druggie?: no
Do you drink illegally?: not recently
Do you wear underwear?: occasionally
Do you change it frequently?: i try to
Are you a coward?: no
A loser?: no
An idiot?: at times
Do you text talk?: no
Are you a bad friend?: no
Are you untrustworthy?: no
Unreliable?: no
Do you pick your nose?: sometimes
Are you imperfect?: yes
Ugly?: don't think i'm that ugly
Do you have bad hair?: sometimes
A big nose?: yes
Are you shallow?: no
Greedy?: can be greedy
Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want?: no
Do you have any /important/ talents?: lift 220 lbs and spin it upside down
Are you impolite?: to strangers
Disrespectful?: to strangers
Sadistic?: no
Are you a pansy?: at times
Are you a conformist?: at times
A fan of George W. Bush?: no
Do you have buck teeth?: no
Acne?: not really
Mentall illnesses?: yes
Are you fake?: no
Does your breath smell?: sometime
Do you have a strong body odor?: no
Do you have bad teeth?: no
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?: no
Are you overweight?: yes
Anorexic?: no
Bulimic?: no
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: not anymore, and not yet
A tattoo?: yes
Are you a wannabe?: at times
Do you get bad grades?: no
What's your IQ level?: not sure
Are you a bad guesser?: at times
Are you slow?: no
Are you bad at reading people?: no, i can do pretty well
Are you too nice for your own good?: at times
Do you have a lot of friends?: did
Do you give in easily?: yes
Are you stubborn?: yes
Are you annoying?: yes
Are you a necrophilliac?: no
Are you incestuous?: no
Is your room messy?: kinda
Do you make fun of other people?: yes
Do you respect your body?: kinda
Are you arrogant?: yes
Do you have low self-esteem?: no
Are you unique?: yes
Are your hands clammy?: no
Are you short?: no
Are you freakishly tall?: not really, kinda
Do you like Simple Plan?: no
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in the Christian God?: no
Do you believe in magic?: kinda
True love?: yes
Heaven?: no
Hell?: no
Satan?: no
The Lord and Lady?: no
The Goddess?: not anymore
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?: no
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?: not anymore
Are you an atheist?: yes
Agnostic?: no
Do you believe in fairies?: no
Dragons?: YES!!! Go VASQ
Unicorns?: no
Gollums?: YES! GIMME MY PRECIOUS!
Santa?: yes
The Easter Bunny?: yes
The Tooth Fairy?: yes
Pixies?: no
Phoenixes?: no
Elves?: yes
Dwarves?: yes
Mermaids?: no
Karma?: yes
Immortality?: yes
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?: no
Mayan Gods?: no
Incan Gods?: no
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?: kinda
Do you believe in life on other planets?: yes
Do you believe in the Xqoaest?: never heard of it
Do you believe in parallel universes?: maybe
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?: possibly
Do you believe in Eternity?: no
Do you believe in evolution?: yes
Do you believe in life after death?: not really
What happens to us after we die?: decay
Do you believe in superheroes?: yes
Super villains?: yes
Do you believe in Fate?: kinda
That everything has a purpose?: kinda
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?: no
Sex?: yes?
Love?: yes
Success?: yes
Making yourself happy?: yse
Making others happy?: yes
Religion?: no
Politics?: no
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Angels?: no
Demons?: no
Ghosts?: yes
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?: yes
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?: yes
Do you believe in selfessness at all?: yes, but don't practice it
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: at times
Do you believe that anything can happen?: yes
...All right, SO. Let's get to the Basics.
Name:: Jordan
Age:: 18
Gender:: male
Nicknames:: chubs, smithey
Aliases:: chubs, smithey
What made you choose them?: i didn't
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: bambi
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: woulnd't care
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: yes
What heritage does your first name imply?: . . .
What heritage does your middle name imply?: . . .
What heritage does your last name imply?: common plus eeeeeeee
Place of birth:: north carolina
Date of birth:: 12-10-87
Nationality:: american
Were you named after anyone?: no
Who?: i'm not named after anyone
What side of the family does your name come from?: mom's, my middle
Did your parents immigrate?: no
How about your grandparents?: yes
Your great grandparents?: no
Further back into your family?: possibly
Where did they emmigrate from?: germany
Where did they immigrate to?: here
How old are your parents?: 46 and 45
What's your father's name?: joe
Your mother's?: robyn
Do you have any siblings?: yes
How old are they?: 17 + 13
What are their names?: kayty and rachael
Do you get along with your family?: my sisters and my uncle chuck!
Do you wish they were different?: my parents
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?: no
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?: yes
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?: no
If so, why?: no
Who do you get along with most? (792!): kayty
...The Ideal Mate
Hair color:: red
Hair length:: long
Hairstyle:: layered and wavy
Eye color:: green then hazel
Skin color:: pale with freckles
Any makeup?:: silver eyeshadow and eyeliner
Clothing style:: comfy
Shy or outgoing?:: shy
Happy or depressed?:: happy
Funny or serious?:: funny
Abusive or kind?:: kind
Respectful or perverted?:: both
Completely describe their personality:: tessa will explain later
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height:: don't care
Ideal weight:: not skinny
Body type:: the fun type
Completely describe their appearance:: i don't have a pic of tessa that i can put on here
This is another space if you need it::
Cup size or condom size:: DD
Masochistic or sadistic?:: maso
Conformist or nonconformist?:: non
Artistic or athletic?: artisstic
Intellectual or unintelligent?: intellectual
Complex or simple?: both
What would their hobbies be?: drawing, music, other stuff
Interests?: drwaing, music, other stuff
Obsessions: me jk
Would they hug you often?: hopefully!
Kiss you often?: yes
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?: yes
Have you already found your ideal mate?: YES
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?: OFTEN, with waffles in the morning
Are you in love?: yes
What will you do together?: a lots of things
Your ideal date:: just being with her
Your ideal wedding:: not my choices its hers
How many kids?: 4
What will their names be?: luna, veta, vincent, and constant
What do you think they would look like?: hopefully like us
Will you even have kids?: yes
If not, why?: i shall
Will you even get married?: eventually
If not, why?: i shall
Are you taken or single?: TAKEN!!!!!
.islikes:.
Least favorite color:: yellow
Animal:: SNAKE
Number:: 6985463
President:: bush
Actor:: the governator
Actress:: lohan + anniston
Director:: dunno
Celebrity:: lohan + duff
Artist:: bitchy ones, besides tessa
Illustrator:: not sure
Poet:: not sure
Writer:: not sure
Band:: GC, MCR, emo
Musician:: rap
Singer:: rap
Food:: brussel sprouts, hash browns
Fruit:: i dunno
Vegetable:: calliflower
Candy:: blakc licorish
Drupe:: wtf
Candy bar:: not sure
Brand of chocolate:: not sure
Skittles flavor:: sour D:
Month:: july
Year:: 1952
Decade:: 30's
Decade:: your mom
Millenium:: the previous one?
Era:: rap era
Time period:: dinosaur
Battle of the Civil War:: wtf i dont any
War:: the one right now
Battle of WWII:: dunno
Battle of American Revolution:: dunno
Genius:: dunno
Genus of plant:: dunno
Flower:: dunno
Tree:: dunno
Hair color:: blonde
Eye color:: yellow
Fairy tale:: not sure
Disney princess:: not sure
Disney villain:: abysmal
Disney prince:: not sure
Movie character:: the boa contstrictor from snakes on a plane
Play character:: not sure
Book character:: not sure
Musical character:: not sure
Play:: not sure
Musical:: not sure
Person:: not sure
Brand of cereal:: not sure
Brand of battery:: duracel.... emo bitches
Mental illness:: stupidity
Medication:: no clue
Serial killer:: not sure
Poison:: not sure
Type of sword:: not sure
Type of gun:: not sure
Toothpaste brand:: not sure
Scent:: no clue
Type of knife:: not sure
Taste:: no clue
Sound:: no clue
Sexual position:: no clue
Article of clothing:: not sure
What do you think of...
Ugly people?: they can be cool
Pretty people?: shallow
Bald people?: shiny heads
Scrawny African children?: eat something
Religion?: fake
Politics?: stupid
Abortion?: not for me
Church?: not for me
Separation of church and state?: must actually be done in this fucking country
Blondes?: stupid
Brunettes?: okay
Redheads?: tessa!
Mainstream rock?: not horrible but not good
Abercrombie?: fuck dat sheet
Pop music?: sucks
Classic rock?: cool
Roleplaying?: fun
Emo music?: fucking throw their emo asses in a vat of razors
The emo trend?: stupid as hell
Ignorance?: hate it
Stupidity?: hate it
Mental retardation?: its there and try to cure it
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?: weird name
Friends?: are cool to have
Disrespect?: sucks
Immaturity?: ME!
Republicans?: fuck doze beaches
Democrats?: are not are bad
George W. Bush?: sucks
Your mom? (OH, BURN. xD): oh no TU MADRE
My mom?: sucks. . . well oh BURN
Me?: needs a life
This survey?: pissing me off
Dry walls?: dry?
Painted walls?: fun to watch dry
Drugs?: dumb
Alcohol?: fun
Prostitution?: tessa tells me to go on the corner each night, so it must not be too bad
Premarital sex?: wish it didn't happen
Teenage sex?: its there, get used to it
People?: they can be cool
Homosexuality?: is gay xD jk its cool for those guys
Bisexuality?: its cool, i cna't say anything bad, my sister, and girlfriend practiced that at one time
Heterosexuality?: that 's me
Your classmates?: don't have any. oh what now!
Your co-workers?: they're cool
Your job?: its fun believe it or not
Your abilities?: thy are ther
Yourself?: no sure
Your school?: dont have one
Your family?: suks
My family?: stupid
Your mental health?: yeah its cool
My mental health?: don't care
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?: tessa does
Your life?: its pretty good especially tessa
My life? (What life?): you don't have a life, you made this damn thing!
The color green?: is awesome!
Pickles?: are ther
Food?: is to eat
Electricity?: give me powa
Niagra falls?: hahah viagra rises
Cataracts?: its okay
Bridges?: are cool
Braces?: are cute on redheads
Dictionaries?: help me when i feel stoopid
Television?: is for wathcing
Fairy tales?: are cool
Hollywood?: is for emo beechees
MTV?: sucks
.x.Currently.x.
What are you feeling?: happy
Smelling?: my upper lip
Seeing?: computer screen
Hearing?: well, i was hearing but she's being quiet for some unknown reason.... personally i think she's doing something dirty
Doing?: this damn thing and talking to tessa <3
Who are you talking to online?: no one
On the phone?: tessa <3
What room of the house are you in?: basement
Are you cold?: my feet are
Bored?: no, getting angered
Warm?: no
Hot?: no
Do you look nice?: no
What are you wearing?: nothing
Are you eating anything?: no, but i need to cuz i'm hungary
Drinking anything?: no
What's your heart rate?: fuck if i know, and i'm too lazy to check
BMI?: can't remember
What brand of shoes are you wearing?: none
What are you wishing for?: to be with tessa <3
What are you worried about?: lots of things
Sad about?: not seeing tessa
Happy about?: talking to tessa
Angry about?: this fucking survey
Serious about?: not too much
Laughing about?: jokes, especially self-ironing sheets
Talking about?: self ironing now apparently
Typing about?: this damn thing
Are you IMing anyone?: NO
.o.Friends.o.
Who are your friends?: josh, jamie, and chandra
Your best friends?: mentioned above
Who do you hang out with most?: tessa
Who do you treat the best?: tessa
Who treats you the best?: tessa
Do you even have friends?: yes
If so, why are you taking this survey?: ouch D:, because its 11 at night and i spent the entire day with tessa
Who's the funny one?: jamie
The smart one?: tessa
The depressed one?: none
The punk?: jamie
The goth?: tessa
The prep?: chandra
The jock?: josh
The outcast?: jamie
The stupid one?: jamie
The one who you think will kill someone one day?: chandra
The annoying one?: jamie
The hyper one?: jamie
The oblivious one?: TESSA!!!!!!!!!!!
The romantic?: tessa i think
The content one?: tessa always says she's content
The pervert?: jamie and tessa
The liar?: i dunno
The cheapskate?: jamie
The ominous one?: none
The disrespectful one?: none
The abusive one?: none
The hot one?: tessa
The ugly one?: jamie
The one that hates you?: i hope none do
The one you hate but hang out with anyway?: getting annoyed with chandra but don't hate her
The back-up one?: none
The fighter?: josh
The lover?: tessa
The hippie?: jamie
The druggie?: none
The alcoholic?: none
The one that's recovering?: none
The one that's in jail?: none
The one that is most likely to be in jail?: not sure actually
The one that's going to be executed?: not sure
The most likely to be murdered?: jamie
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?: jamie
The most likely to stay there forever?: jamie
The normal one?: tessa
The conformist?: chandar
The nonconformist?: tessa
The masochistic one?: tessa
The sadistic one?: not sure
The weird one?: all
The musical one?: tessa
The artistic one?: tessa
The perfect one?: tessa
The literary genius?: tessa
The fugitive?: none
The juvenille delinquint?: jamie
The Jewish one?: none
The Christian one?: jamie
The Buddhist one?: none
The Muslim one?: none
The Hindu one?: none
The Catholic one?: josh
The Wiccan one?: none
The atheist?: chandra
The agnostic?: noen
The cutter?: none
The anorexic one?: none
The bulimic one?: none
The skinny one?: jamie
The thin one?: jamie
The fat one?: chandra
The obese one?: none
The Satanic one?: tessa
Have you Ever...
Gone on a cruise?: no
Beaten someone up?: yes
Been beaten up?: yes
Bullied someone?: yes
Been bullied?: yes
Attempted suicide?: yes
Attempted murder?: no
Nearly died?: no
Broken the law?: yes
Stolen something?: yes
Had an abortion?: no
Known the president?: no
Had an affair with the president?: no
Met a famous person?: no
Masturbated?: yes
Gotten drunk?: yes
Gotten high?: yes
Had sado-masochistic sex?: no
Had an affair?: no
Been out of the country?: no
Out of state?: yes
Out of your town?: yes
Written a poem?: yes
A story?: yes
A novel?: no
A song?: no
Gotten published?: no
Written a love poem?: yes
Novel?: no
Song?: no
Said that you hated the world?: yes
Finished school?: nyes
Flunked a grade?: no
Flunked a grade?: no
Flunked a subject?: yes
Read a book for enjoyment?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Skydived?: no
Danced?: yes
Been to a dance?: yes
Scuba dived?: no
Broken a bone?: nose
Gotten a nose bleed?: yes
Had an orgasm?: yes
Suffered from psychosis?: no
Wished you could get away with something?: yes
Thought of killing someone?: yes
Thought of killing yourself?: yes
Saved someone's life?: yes
Saved your own?: no
Gone to the beach?: yes
Gone fishing?: yes
Gone to an island?: yes
Died in a dream?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Gotten pregnant?: no
Eaten calamari?: no
Lobster?: no
Helped anybody during the holidays?: yes
Helped a stranger?: yes
Kissed a stranger?: no
Hugged a stranger?: yes
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Can You...
Kiss your elbow?: no
Touch your nose with your tongue?: no
Stick your fist in your mouth?: no
Touch your toes?: yes
Give away money?:: yes
Marry a family member?: no
Hire an assassin?: yes
Get ahold of drugs?: yes
Alcohol?: yes
Stay up all night?: maybe
Stay up for /ten/ nights?: no
Finish this survey?: possible
Swim?: yes
Draw well?: no
Sing well?: no
Write well?: at times
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?: yes
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?: yes
Without milk?: no
Predict the future?: yes
Would you Ever...
Sacrifice everything for a friend?: yes
A lover?: yes
Give your life for a friend?: no
A lover?: yes
Give your life to save a stranger's?: no
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?: no
Sell yourself?: no
Have cyber sex?: no
Real sex?: yes
With who?: tessa, once we are married
Here's an extra space if you need one::
Lie to a friend?: yes
Lie to your parents?: yes
Lie to a lover?: no
Steal from your parents?: yes
Hug them in public?: yes
Blow up your house?: yes
Abuse someone?: no
Use someone?: no
Recommend this survey to a friend?: yes
Would you ever Be...
A fireman?: no
Policeman?: no
Serial killer?: no
Doctor?: no
Surgeon?: no
Prostitute?: no
Playboy model?: no
Writer?: try
Artist?: try
Musician?: try
Assassin?: no
Ninja?: try
Soldier?: no
President?: no
Darth Vader?: no
Pilot?: no
Mortician?: no
Forensic scientist?: no
Detective?: no
Lawyer?: thought about it
Drug-dealer?: no
Pirate?: am
Box-carrier?: no
Store clerk?: no
Banker?: no
Criminal?: no
Target?: no
Professional wrestler?: am.... sagacious shall rise again
Tennis player?: no
Rapper?: NO
Country singer?: FUCK THAT
Pop star?: NO
Actor?: no
Plastic surgeon?: no
Why...
Is the sky blue?: cuz blue = happy
Is the world round?: because round is cool
Is the world unfair?: it seems okay at times
Are most people selfish?: they were raised wrong
Impolite?: they want to be
Disrespectful?: they want tobe
Conforming?: to be accepted
Are there religions?: to make poeple not fear death
Theories?: to proove things
Opinions?: to state what you bleieve
Are humans so intelligent?: followed the right evolutionary path
Do we need air?: to breath?
Do we age?: not sure
Do we die?: to make room for others
Can't pigs fly?: too fat
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?: cuz its good
Swiss?: good
American?: good
Are you taking this?: bored
When was the last time...
You brushed your teeth?: this mornign
Took a shower?: 2 hours ago
Ate?: this morning
Drank?: at the movies
Drank an alcoholic beverage?: with tessa
Took a pill?: ibprofen when i get headaches
Smoked?: april sometime, tessa got me to quit <3
You got your photograph taken?: october
You got caught doing something bad?: not sure
Had sex?: :/
Dyed your hair?: december
Hurt someone physically?: all the time but its accidental D:
Hurt someone emotionally?: not in a while i hope
Did your homework?: haven't had any in over 3 months xD
Hung out with your friends?: 2 weeks
Got drunk?: febuary
Got high?: freshman year
Said a good-by to someone?: just now
Greeted someone?: when i called tessa
Took a survey?: now
Won a contest?: never
Went out on a date?: today
Had a strong sexual drive?: today
=>Word Association<=
Bed.: sleep
Curtains.: drapes
Lights.: dark
Music.: metal
Candles.: light
Closet.: clothes
Door.: open
Window.: sill
Onomotapoeia.: wtf
Dog.: cat
Cat.: dog
Egypt.: cairo
Corey.: taylor
Mirror.: image
Case.: sensative
Cage.: fighter
Cave.: in
Nutella.: ven
Bird.: cage
Bear.: hug
Death.: sentance
Life.: love
White.: black
Black.: white
Personality.: test
Pickle.: burger
Dilemna.: problem
Love.: tessa
Liberal.: sensative
Conservative.: fuck
Ball.: dance
Moderate.: fun
Inept.: stupid
Even more strange Questions
If you could create the world, would you make it a triangle or a square?: triangle
Do you find yourself frequently sounding like Donald Duck with a migraine?: no
Estimating, how many pieces of lined paper have you used this year?: 300-500
If you were a pen, what kind of pen would you be? (Be specific.): one of the pens that tessa uses that are black
If you were a pencil, what kind of pencil would you be?: one of the ones tessa uses
What is your favorite thing to highlight?: nothing
What number can you relate to the most?: 19
What would you do if you were a spider?: eat flys
A chicken?: lay eggs
A goose?: lay eggs
An anteater?: eat ants
Name a movie in which you've seen an anteater before: (No documentaries.): not sure
If you were a pirate, which sea would you sail?: all
Would you rather sell your life or gamble it away?: gamble
If you could pay anyone in the world to be your friend, who would it be?: no one
Do you think that Bigfoot is really fighting with aliens?: no
Do you believe tabloids?: at times
If you were a tabloid, would you believe in yourself?: maybe
Why do you believe tabloids?: cuz anything can happen
Why do you not believe tabloids?: i do
Estimating, how many different tabloids are there?: a lot
Who do you think is the best Disney supporting actor?: no clue
Does citrus acid make you happy?: yes
So, really. What's the deal with those blender characters?: not sure
On the HB scale, what is your favorite lead?: no clue
Do you think PLAGIARISTS should die long and horrible deaths?: yes
What do you think of LYING, CHEATING, and PLAGIARISM?: sucks
How mean do you think PLAGIARISTS are?: very
How angry do PLAGIARISTS make /you/ feel?: very
Doesn't PLAGIARISM make life suck?: yes
If PLAGIARISM was a dollar, how much money would you have?: 0
If someone PLAGIARIZED you, what would you do?: kill them
What would you include in a nasty Bzoink e-mail intended for them?: not sure
Should PLAGIARISTS be pushed off buildings?: yes
Should PLAGIARISTS who PLAGIARIZE our survey grovel at our feet?: yes
And should they delete their survey?: yes
Do you think PLAGIARISTS who like fashion are dumb?: yes
Do you think Skittles should be evil?: no
Especially when they're feminine?: no
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are the new PURPLE?: no
Do you think cats should eat PLAGIARISTS for breakfast?: yes
Dogs?: yes
Llamas?: yes
Do you think PLAGIARISTS are desperate?: yes
Okay. We're done with the PLAGIARISM questions. For now. :]
Story time!
When was the baby born?: today
Where was the baby born?: my house
Was the baby a girl or a boy?: girl
Who was the baby born from?: tessa
How much did the baby weigh?: 6 lbs
Did the baby cry?: yes
Was the baby switched at birth?: no
What was the baby named?: Luna Yve Smithey
Did the baby have hair?: yes
Were there any abnormalities?: no
Was the baby healthy?: yes
Could the baby smile?: yes
Did the baby see his/her parents right away?: yes
Did the baby ever see his/her parents?: yes
When the baby leave the hospital?: now
What was the baby's first word?: daddy
When was the baby's first hair cut?: 9
When did the baby learn how to crawl?: 1 month
Walk?: 1-2
Go to the restroom?: 3
When did the baby get his/her nails cut for the first time?: 1
Toenails?: 1
When did the baby first get into trouble?: 4
What was it about?: fire
Who was the baby's first friend?: Vincent
What was the first song the baby listened to?: SA - my land
What was the baby's first TV show?: fairly oddparnsts
What class was the baby born into?: middle
When was the baby's first vacation?: 4
Where was the first park the baby went to?: mitchell
What was the baby's first Disney classic?: aladdin or bambi
First flavor of ice cream:: vanilla
What was the baby's first toy?: rattle
What did the baby's first pillow look like?: light blue
Who was the baby's first PLAGIARIST?: no one
Did the baby hate Skittles?: no
Did the baby have any talents?: yes
Did the baby hate PLAGIARISTS?: yes
What was the name of the toddler's first teacher?: Mrs. Jones
Was the toddler popular?: yes
Did the toddler have nice clothes?: yes
Was the toddler good at writing?: no
Could the toddler ask questions without PLAGIARIZING?: yes
What did the toddler eat for lunch at school?: fries and spaghetti
What kind of grades did the toddler get?: good
Was the toddler overweight?: no
Was the toddler cute?: yes
Did the toddler like to play Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey?: yes
Did the toddler like to play Duck, Duck, Goose?: yes
Did the toddler like to play kickball?: yes
Did the toddler like to draw?: yes
Did the toddler like to read?: yes
What did the child get for his/her tenth birthday?: a bike
Who was the child's best friend at this time?: Katrina
What was the child's favorite food?: spaghetti - o's
What were the child's hobbies?: playing outside and drawing
Was the child intelligent?: yes
Who PLAGIARIZED the child at this time?: no one
Was the child nice to other people?: yes
Did the child PLAGIARIZE other people?: no
Was the child good at mathematics?: yes
Did the child enjoy school?: yes
Who liked the child?: everyone
What was the child's favorite cartoon?: fairly oddparents
What was the child's hair color?: strawberry blonde
What color were the child's eyes?: blue
What length was the child's hair?: long
Did the teenager dye his/her hair?: yes
Did the teenager rebel against his/her parents?: yes
What subculture did the teenager fit in?: goth/punk
What kind of clothes did the teenager wear?: anything
What kind of makeup?: anything
What kind of music did the teenager listen to?: not sure
What kind of friends did the teenager have?: mean
Who was the teenager's first relationship with?: a guy
What kind of rumors were spread about the teenager?: slut
What did the teenager usually do when he/she got home?: homewoek
Did the teenager like attention?: yes
Was the teenager outgoing?: yes
What kind of emotional problems did the teenager deal with?: depressed
Was the teenager bullied?: no
Did the teenager bully others?: no
What college did the young adult attend?: NIU
What did he/she major in?: teaching, like her mommy
Who was the young adult's fiancee?: Greg
Did the young adult have a lot of money?: yes
Was the young adult independent?: yes
What kind of job did the young adult have?: teacher
What was the yound adult's area of expertise?: teaching
Did the middle-aged person go through a mid-life crisis?: no
Did the middle-aged person have any kids?: yes
What did the middle-aged person do in his/her spare time?: drew
What were the names of the middle-aged person's children?: Jordan, Arlin
What were their genders?: boys
Was the senior citizen a grandparent?: yes
Did the senior citizen have any stories to tell?: yes
Did the senior citizen have time to tell all of his/her stories?: yes
How did the senior citizen die?: old age
How many people came to the funeral?: many
What does this mean?
Three.: number
Avid.: intense
Fervor.: ?
Nocent.: ?
Irenic.: ?
Drupe.: ?
Beauty.: tessa
Perfection.: tessa
Ignorant.: stupidity
Viridian.: blue
Ironic.: funny
Noxious.: smelly
Life.: long
Happiness.: fun
Adventure.: action
Purity.: innocense
Freedom.: grace
Individuality.: freedome
Wonderful.: great
Profugus luminarium.: ?
Momento mori.: ?
Hola, me llama Amour.: hello, my name is Amour
Je t'aime.: not sure
Mohorovicic discontinuity.: ?
Infamous.: famous in a bad way
Congenial.: empathetic
Cordial.: on time
Distribution.: giving out
Contribution.: giving away
Enigmatic.: ENIGMATISM!
Arcane.: magical
Dasani.: water
La lune.: ?
Insignificant.: smal
Asylum.: ?
To-morrow. (Yes, I know I spell it with a hyphon - it's the old way.): next day
Poetry.: writing
Music.: great
Art.: magnificant
Literature.: amazing
Drama.: fun
Stupidity.: hatred
Death.: dead
Talent.: skill
Truth.: non lie
Youth.: young
Forever.: all time
Romantic.: loving
Hopeless.: non hop
Hopeless romantic. (xD): hoping for a love that is cannot be true
PLAGIARISM.: sucks
Mainstream.: sucks
Knowledge.: intellegence
Wisdom.: practice
Endurance.: stamin
What's Better?
Beauty or love?: love
Wisdom or beauty?: wisdom
Your friend's safety or being beautiful?: safety
Being loved unconditionally or being famous?: loved unconditionally
Knowledge or wisdom?: knowledge
Power or pride?: pride
Lying or imprisonment?: lying
Murder or death?: murder
Revenge or forgiveness?: forgive
Being liked or being respected?: respected
Heart or brain?: heart
Which Age is this Appropriate For...
Radios.: 6
Sex.: 20
Gardening.: 60
Lava lamps.: 25
Black lights.: 20
Hovercrafts.: 16
Cars.: 16
Spaghetti straps.: 16
Hopscotch.: 10
My Little Pony.: 8
Barbies.: 4
Tonka trucks.: 7
Edgar Allan Poe.: 18
MySpace.: 15
The Internet in general.: 12
Neopets.: 8
Quizilla.: 12
Vampirefreaks.: 15
Pornography.: any age xD
Disney.: any age
Lizzie McGuire.: never
Beauty and the Beast.: 6
Hans Christian Anderson.: ?
Elton John.: 8
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.: any
Bauhaus.: any
Satanism.: 14
Biolage.: ?
Hair curlers.: 50
Hairspray.: 14
Nail polish.: 12
Short skirts.: 12
Bikinis.: 18
Tanning.: 18
Fun.: all
Public appearances.: all
When to form your own band.: 16-25
Playing the piano.: 10
Driver's licence.: 16
Staying home alone.: 14
Drinking.: 15, only occasionally
Smoking.: never
Videogames.: any age
Violent videogames.: 13
Mature videogames.: 17
Dora the Explorer.: 3
The Little Mermaid.: 3
Eminem.: never
PLAGIARIZING.: never
Voting.: 18
Perfume.: 28
Makeup.: 13
Accessorizing.: 13
Rap.: never
The Girl Next Door.: 16
Finding Nemo.: 10
Armageddon.: 14
Pirates of the Caribbean.: 14
Water beds.: 20
Masturbation.: any
Playboy.: any
Becoming famous.: any
Swearing.: 13
Going to war.: never
Sports.: whenever
Having a child.: 20
Getting married.: 20
Living on your own.: 18
Teen Spirit.: 15
Lady Speed Stick.: 13
Cologne.: 28
NASA.: 38
Going on a cruise.: 40
College.: 20
Graduating from high school.: 18
Going to the movies without a parent.: 12
Santa Claus.: 5
Easter Bunny.: 6
Tooth fairy.: 7
Bird watching.: 60
Coin collecting.: 60
Housekeeping.: 30
Pink Panther.: 10
Sherlock Holmes.: 15
Oscar Wilde.: ?
RL Stine.: 9
Lemony Snicket.: any
JK Rowling.: any
Terry Brooks.: ?
Alvin Schwartz.: ?
JRR Tolkein.: 13
Charles Dickens.: 15
Ernest Hemingway.: ?
Green Day.: never
Ghost stories.: any
Law and Order: SVU.: 13
Campfires.: 10
Sleepovers.: 10
Sleepover parties.: 10
American Idol.: 18
A figure.: 14
Modeling.: 18
Freckles.: any
Whitened teeth.: any
Plastic surgery.: 40
Advertising on television.: 20
Community service.: 15
Prison.: never
The legal adult age.: 15
What will Happen/How will the world End?
Giant tornado.: no
Nuclear war.: yes
Giant tsunami.: no
A title wave.: no
An asteroid.: maybe
Explosion of the sun.: no
Giant volcanic erruption.: no
Giant freak afternoon tea accident.: OF COURSE
Giant missile crisis.: yes
Another Great Depression. Only worse.: mayb
Earthquake.: no
Penguins will take over the world.: YES
Parrots become the dominant.: maybe
Someone will put heavy metal on a loud speaker, and it'll kill us all.: yes
Alien invasion.: yes
Bigfoot will invite his pals over, Bighead, Bighands, and Bigtummy.: no
Lochness monster will have children.: no
Everyone will turn cannibalistic.: maybe
Everyone will run out of natural resources.: possible
Third Ice Age.: possible
Global warming.: possible
Precambrian Eon will return.: no
Toxic fumes.: maybe
Disappearing water.: no
Planet collision.: no
Termites.: no
George W. Bush will get a third reelection.: that will make it so
Everyone will commit suicide.: no
Intergalactic highway construction.: maybe
Intergalactic spies like Kiri will take over.: no
PLAGIARISTS will rule the world.: no
Lions will eat us all.: no
Cockroaches will rule the world.: no
A pandemic.: no
The Black Plague will avenge itself.: no
Mythical creatures will come back and reclaim their world.: yes
The Big Bang will reoccur.: yes
We'll attempt to conquer an alien world; we'll fail and die.: yes